Sunday, May 2, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: AUTUMN'S ADVICE (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!
While I'm still in my (eternal) puppyhood, I have picked up a few things here and there.
Don't worry, my people bathe me regularly and I'm wearing my anti-flea/tick collar, plus I've had all my shots.
But what I meant was that I've learned a few things along the way so far.
Like...

Humans seem to spend the first half of their lives learning bad habits that shorten the other half of their lives.
Now why is that?
Me, I sniff one garbage can, get called a bad dog and told never to do it again.
Okay. Lesson learned, but it wasn't like I was going to go digging through the garbage to find out what that smell was. I was just curious.
Anyway...

After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Then why don't people actually do things instead of just talk about them?

If it’s not broken, don't try to fix it!
If you've got time on your paws hands, find something more constructive to do.

When the past calls, let it go to voicemail because it has nothing new to say.
There's nothing wrong with remembering the past. I'm sure all of you have had some good times now and then. But do you want to keep reliving it? You'll miss the present and the future if you do!

Apples๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ are healthy to eat, unless you're a pig๐Ÿ– at a luau!

Sometimes you need to talk to a kid just to understand life again.
Kids have such a sweet, innocent prospective on life.
I wonder where that disappears to when they become adults?

Well, I'm afraid that's it for today.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!๐Ÿ˜ท
Now before we say goodbye, remember that Tuesday May 4 is our annual Salute to Star Wars: May the 4th be with you ๐Ÿ˜‰ and that next weekend I'll be teaming up with Piper D. Katt for our annual Mother's Day Celebration!๐Ÿคถ
See you then!—AtP.

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