Sunday, May 16, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: FORTUNE FAVORS THE FUNNY

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here.
The other day my family brought home something called "Chinese Take Out". Not sure what everything was but it smelled good and they certainly dug into it big time.
By the time they finished, there were no leftovers left for this cat to eat check out.
But I did find a whole lot of these little pieces of paper that I heard one of my people call "Cookie Fortunes".
Now, I absolute no idea how much each slip of paper is actually worth, but the comments on them are pretty funny, so I'd like to share some of them with you right now. Ready?

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Maybe, but knowledge helps make dreams a reality.

Face facts with dignity.
I've heard a lot of politicians have trouble with this. What about the rest of the world?

Correction does much, but encouragement does everything.
I get that. After all, why keep repeating the same mistakes when you can make all new ones?

Don’t get so caught up in the daily grind that you never find any time to enjoy yourself.
Geez, why do you think cats take so many naps? Especially in sunny spots.

Bide your time, for success is near.
Really? What does it look like? Is it something cats will like?

Experience is reflective, like a still pool.
That's deep, but a pool of what?

If you want people to like you, like yourself first.
From what I know of life, truer words were never spoken.

In any event, that's all the room I have for this week.
Take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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