THE FOLLOWING IS DEDICATED TO THOSE WE'VE LOST
THAT HELPED MAKE THE SAGA GREAT.
Today is May the Fourth.
May the Force/Fourth be with you. Get it?
The franchise has gained as much prestige around the world as Star Trek, Doctor Who, and Quantum Leap, whose Leapers have claimed February 29 as their own.
Now normally either Autumn the Puppy and/or Piper D. Katt would be here telling the jokes as part of the Sunday Funnies, but May 4 doesn't fall on a Sunday again until 2025.
But that doesn't mean we can't have some fun in a galaxy far, far away.
Do Star Wars fans going shopping at the Darth Maul?
Since Disney now owns the Lucas Films properties (and the reason why we can't post any official Star Wars images), what is Darth Vader's favorite song?
♪ When you wish upon a death star... ♫
What do you call Storm Troopers playing cards?
A game of clones!
Darth Vader: “I know what you are getting for Christmas.”
Luke: “How is that even possible?”
Darth Vader: “I have felt your presents.”
Luke: “That is such a lame Dad Joke.”
Darth Vader: “It is funny you should mention that.....”
In case you didn’t know, Yoda’s last name was Layheehoo.
Is BB hungry?
Why do Ewoks never shout in the house?
Because they always use their Endor voice.
Have you met Darth’s wife, Ella Vader?
May the Farce/Force be with you!😀