Sunday, December 12, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: OF HUMANS AND CATS

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here.
My people have been busy decorating the house for Christmas.
There's this beautiful treeπŸŽ„ sitting in the living room, all lit up and adorned with everything a Human can imagine putting on a tree to begin with.
Yet my folks tell me it's artificial and I can't go near the darn thing.
Why? It's not like there are any real birds or other goodies on it.
Then again, some of those shiny things dangling from the limbs look like they need a steady feline paw to bat and swat at them.
Just to make sure they're hung properly.
You understand. πŸ˜‰

In any event, Humans and Cats have been together for a mighty long time.

Unlike some people and their parties, especially on December 31 of years past, Cats know how to stay quiet when necessary. After all, you don't want any of us spilling your Human secrets to anyone, do you?
If not, you know where to leave the extra cat food at dinner time. 😼

Momma Meow! Me a Meowrio! πŸ˜‰ Not.
Over the course of Human history, Stone Tablets were replaced by Papyrus and then later Paper Scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by Books. Now you scroll through books on tablets.
What do you do when your fancy devices run low on power?
And have you ever seen anyone line a litter box with one of those gizmos?
I THINK NOT!

The ancient Egyptians used to write on walls and worship Cats.
Today...
You may not be Egyptian, but people are still writing on "walls" and worshipping Cats.
Have we got it made or what? 😸

One of my people's kids recently lost a tooth and got money from the Tooth Fairy.🧚
Now I'll admit I never saw this creature come into the house, let alone switch money for a tooth, but it has got me wondering...
If the Tooth Fairy collects teeth, what does the Boogie Man collect?

Because of this COVID mess, my people have been doing a lot of their Christmas and other shopping online.
Me?
As long as I get the empty boxes and we don't run out of either litter or cat food, I'm happy.

On that note♫, take care everyone!
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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