Sunday, December 19, 2021

SUNDAY FUNNIES: OUR ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARTY, SORT OF...

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here and with me is The Free Choice E-zine's own humble Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior.

As long time readers know, we lost our dear friend Autumn The Puppy a short while ago. It's an ache that still hurts as her absence continues to resound around the TFCE office. I have had the difficult task of interviewing potential replacements, but haven't made a final decision on that subject yet.

In any event, it's the last Sunday before December 25, so here are some appropriate holiday jokes from us to you...

Dumping trash at Christmas time is easy.
Wrap your garbage and leave it on the back seat of your unlocked car when you go to the mall.
Happily, every time you return from shopping, someone will have taken your garbage out for you. 😉

Everyone dreams of a White Christmas but, depending upon where you live, Snow is not actually a word.
It's actually an acronym for Stuff No One Wants.❆❄  
It may be fun to watch it fall and to play in, but the clean up afterwards...😟

What do you call Kris Kringle taking a break?
Santa Pause.🎅

A child managed to stay up and surprise Santa on Christmas Eve.
The kid was even more surprised upon realizing what Santa was leaving under the tree.🎄
“Oh Wow Santa. A drum🥁 set?”
Santa replied, “Yes. Your parents were naughty this year.”


Would an Artic survey be a North Poll?

What do snowmen⛄⛄ like to eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.

What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol?
♫Jungle Bells.♫

Why is it cold in a lot of places during Christmas?
Because it's Decembrrrrrrrrr.

And on that note♫
The way the rotation schedule was set up to begin with, I'll be covering December 26 and January 2 while the ladies Piper has the holiday weekends off.
My next scheduled appearance is January 9, 2022 and on January 16...???
Afraid I don't know yet Piper.

But in any event, Take Care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK and lh,jr.

In memory of our friend Autumn.

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