Sunday, January 9, 2022

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THOUGHTS FOR THE NEW YEAR

THE KATT IS BACK!
Hello Everybody!
Piper D. Katt back with you after a long holiday break. If I look a little depressed right now, it's because the weather forecast in my part of the world isn't all that pretty.
Snow. Rain. Freezing rain, and temperatures never above the mid-20s till sometime toward the end of this week at the earliest!
So I wrote the following...

Dear Mother Nature.
Having received my free sample of winter, I’d like to cancel the remainder of my subscription. Thank you.

Now if I only knew where to send it to!

Anyway, thankfully I'm an indoor cat and I'm staying inside where I'm nice and warm with my people.
Unfortunately a lot of animals can't say that. Even those who live with Humans.
PLEASE! Think of your furry friends in this harsh weather and let them in where it's safe!

Now then, the New Year is upon us and the only resolution I've made for 2022 is to tell more jokes.
But today's theme is thoughtful ones.
Ready?

A lie can go around the world in less time than it takes for truth to lace up her boots.
Yet the truth will always catch up with you in the end, so which one should get told more?

Worry about your character, not your reputation, because character is who you are and your reputation is only what people think of you.

Before you go spreading gossip about someone’s failures remember, there are chapters of your life you don’t want read out aloud either.
They'd also make a lousy Movie of the Week too.

I would like to thank my arms for always being at my side. My legs for always supporting me, and what passes for the fingers on my paws because I can always count on them.

On that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

AND NOW, A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM
OUR EDITOR-IN-CHIEF LEE HOUSTON, JUNIOR.

Thanks Piper.
Two things.
1. Try as I might, I cannot get Blogger's Imaging Functions to work properly on THE WEEK IN REVIEW FOR JANUARY 2-8, 2022. The fault is not on our end but other than that one post, everything seems to be working fine picture wise. And...
2. We will be auditioning a potential replacement for Autumn the Puppy next weekend. So please be here January 16 to see how it goes. Until then...
lh,jr.

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