Sunday, February 27, 2022

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THIS AND CAT (misc. jokes)

 Hello Everyone! Piper D. Katt here!
Truthfully, it isn't much of day outside right now.
Just got through one cold front and another's about to hit tonight.
Thankfully no snow this time but it will be below freezing for the next 36-48 hours before it starts warming up again to have afternoon highs above freezing and nights below freezing for the rest of this week in my neck of the woods.
I'll tell you, if this was a rollercoaster ride, I'd want off at the next stop and immediate access to the closest litter box!
In any event, let's have some fun. Ready?

Have you ever wondered if birds are trying to buy the world?
After all, they leave deposits everywhere. 😼

Quick animal fact: most bobcats are NOT named Bob.

My humans say if life is a highway, they wish someone would finish construction already.
They're tired of all the detours, road blocks and pot holes.
"WHAT Vet appointment notice?"


They say Alligators🐊 can grow up to 15 feet.
I thought they only had 4.😉

I've just got to scratch my head over this one.
Humans have been eating bread for over 5,000 years.
If so many people have that allergy, how come it's only been Gluten Free for the last 10?

In England, people call them lifts. In America, it's called an elevator.
I guess we were just raised differently.

As a cat I just don't get this one either.
I play with the yarn🧶, even while the Lady of the House is working on a crochet project, and nobody notices.
I ask if I can play with the hamster🐹 and everybody loses their mind!

Not everyone is gonna think I’m funny or pretty.
That’s okay. They’re wrong though.😺

And remember, you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.🐟
Say, I'm hungry. Wonder if it's dinner time yet?
So on that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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