HEY! Koda Canine here!
We're entering that weird time of year at the moment.
Spring is supposed to be on the way but Winter is still hanging on with not so pleasant temperatures and a lot of rain.
Hey, at least it's not cold enough for all that rain to be snow. Brrr!
In any event, I'm stuck inside my people's house today while it's raining like crazy outside, but let's see what jokes I can find to entertain all of us for a bit. Ready?
I wonder why major cities don't hire whoever it is that salts🧂 the fries🍟 at all the fast food establishments to salt the roads the next time there is snow and/or ice on them?
My people are always complaining that their fries are too salty whenever they get take out.
Then again, I can't see some poor soul bundled up, sitting on the front bumper of a truck shaking salt on the road as the driver follows their respective routes.
Of course my major complaint is that I don't get any of their take out, but that's besides the point.
But don't get me wrong. My people do eat in a lot to save money.
Yet another thing they have discovered is that "Hamburger Helper" only works if the hamburger🍔 is ready to accept that it needs help.😉
What what would cause a duck🦆 to fall on the sidewalk?
Quacks in the pavement.
There's a famous quote from Mark Twain that goes: "Dance like nobody's watching. Love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening and live like it's heaven on earth."
I have no idea what Twain's life was like to come up with that bit of advice, but if they don’t expect you to dance and/or sing in the stores, why do they play music?
One woman's definition of men.
Curious enough to take it apart.
Skilled enough to put it back together.
Smart enough to hide the extra parts they have left over.
And remember, a bad attitude is like a flat tire.
You aren’t going anywhere until you change it.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.