Sunday, March 13, 2022

SUNDAY FUNNIES: TIMELY JOKES

Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
First a short bit of business to attend to.
For those affected by this fact, the United States has entered Daylight Savings Time.

Hopefully you have remembered to set your clocks ahead one hour. Otherwise, you'll be an hour late wherever you go until you do.
Depending upon the situation, that might not be a bad thing.
Springing forward really bugs some people off to the point they lose sleep over it.
But don't worry folks. We fall back sometime around Halloween.๐ŸŽƒ

In any event, this raises the opportunity for some Timely Jokes. Ready?

What time is it when the clock⏰ strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.

Humans and cats share something in common. We are great at multitasking.
We can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once.๐Ÿ˜บ

I have a question for all the people who write "u" instead of "you".
What do you do with all the time you save?
May I suggest grammar lessons?

If every day is a gift๐ŸŽ since they call it "the present", I know plenty of employees who would like a receipt for Monday so they can exchange it for an extra Friday.

♫Rock Around The Clock.♫
While watching an afternoon football๐Ÿˆ game, a man fell asleep in his easy chair.
His wife woke him up in time for dinner, saying "Get up dear, it's 20 to 7."
The man awoke with a start and asked, "Who's winning?"

If a wall clock stops working does it still hang around?

Why did the clock stare at itself in the mirror?
It was time to reflect.

Why did the man throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.

And NEVER annoy a clock because you don't want to tick it off!

On that note♫ I'm out of time!
Take care.
STAY SAFE! ๐Ÿ˜ท
Larry the Leprechaun will be here Friday the 17th for his annual Saint Patrick's Day visit.๐Ÿ€
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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