Sunday, March 20, 2022


What? I'm shouting?πŸ˜•
Oops. Sorry.πŸ˜”
I'm just excited to be here on this first day of Spring! I can't wait to get outside and romp safely in my yard.
If the weather ever cooperates.
Does anyone know where Spring actually is right now?
Is it stuck in traffic or what?
I'm also curious about this thing called "Spring Fever".
Is it contagious?
Is it something I should go to my Vet and get vaccinated for?
I will if I have to, but I hate where she sticks the thermometer!

In any event, it's joke time!πŸ˜€

Every Human thinks they have the best dog.
I may be a dog, but I do my fair share around here!
None of them are wrong.
Now in regards as to who is the TOP Dog, we'll have to get back to you on that because us canines are still arguing debating that.

One dog to another: “Are you a pure bred?”
The Other Dog: “Yes. My mother was a dog, and my father was a dog. I am pure dog."

A Human tried to trick his fellow people by claiming he walked six miles every day until they discovered "Six Miles" was the name of his dog.

I overheard my people talking at the breakfast table this morning.
The adults were trying to figure out which cereal was the healthiest to eat while their kids wanted to know what toy prize was in the box.
What I want to know is, how come my food doesn't come with prizes?

Once winter is truly over, does that mean corduroy pillow cases will no longer be making headlines?
Now why isn't this done everywhere?

What if there was no Google?
Hmm...Good question.
Maybe I should Google it and find out. 

So on that note♫ Take Care.
And please be back with us next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!KC.

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