Sunday, March 27, 2022


Meow Folks! Piper D. Katt here!

Some people claim that "An apple🍎 a day keeps the doctor away."
Now I can't picture someone buying their doctor an expensive computer, I Phone or other electronic device every day, so I'm assuming they're talking about the fruit; but how does that work?
Do you throw the apple at the doctor? Do you eat it? Make the doctor eat it?

In any event, it just goes to show that no matter how I spend the remainder of my nine lives that I'll never fully understand Humans, but it does present me the chance to tell some funny fruit jokes. Ready?

Why are bananas🍌 never lonely?
They hang around in bunches!

What do you call a Fruit Loop in a bowl of Cheerios?
Pumkin Pi, anyone?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?🍏
Only finding HALF a worm!😲

What do you call a bunch of berries playing music together?
A jam session. 😉

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Where do you learn to make banana🍌 splits?
In sundae🍨 school.

What can you supply when a lemon🍋 needs help?
Lemon aid.

What did the fruit say when asked to run away and get married with her true love?
"Cantaloupe tonight. Dad's got the car."

For those who came in late, putting an Apple I Phone into a blender does NOT produce apple juice!

Do scarecrows like strawberries?🍓

Why did the banana🍌 go to the doctor?
It was ‘peeling’ bad.

Do shellfish grow crabapples? 😕

And remember, knowledge is knowing tomatoes🍅 are a fruit and not a vegetable.
Wisdom is remembering NOT to put tomatoes in a fruit salad.

So on that note♫ take care.
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!PDK.

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