SUNDAY FUNNIES: RUFFING IT

Looking around for a good joke.

 Hey Everybody! Koda Canine here!

Finally had a nice enough day where I could spend a little time in my backyard beyond answering Nature's call.

Of course you'll notice the harness and lead.

Safety first.

Anyway, from my vantage point I can see one of my people checking out their vehicle.

Not sure what's going on but a small box was just taken out of it and set upon a tarp nearby.

There's two bumps on top of the box. The owner checked it and smiled.

From what I can see, one of the bumps is positive.

Hope it's not terminal.😉

Despite how it looks out here, it's only in the upper 50s at the moment, so I won't be staying out very long.

I may like the great outdoors but the outdoors don't seem that great to me today. 😕

Have you ever wondered who this Pete guy is and why people do things for his sake?

I can't recall ever meeting him but it is a good question to ponder until I do see him.

By the way, best estimates for those keeping track are that I'm somewhere between 6 and 8 months old right now.

But for the record I'm not short. I'm just closer to the ground than most people.

That old adage of stopping to smell the roses?🌹🌹

When are they even gonna be in bloom so I can find out what they smell like to begin with?

Do you think that when fish🐟🐠 get thrown back by the fishermen🎣, they swim around yelling about alien abduction to the point that other fish stop talking to them?

Most of the time I can't hear my people telling me to stop barking at squirrels, but I certainly can hear them trying to eat something they don't want me knowing about! 😀

Friendly advice. If you are being chased by a pack of wild taxidermists, DON'T play dead!

And remember, a dog will eat anything until you attempt to put medication in it.

Then we become finickier than Gordon Ramsey!

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: APRIL 24, 2021

😎FUN FACT

Some Marine Biologists are trying to get Starfish⭐ renamed Sea Stars since they’re not actually fish.

BEFORE AND AFTER

Two separate items share at least one word, and so can be combined to create something new. Based upon the clue below, do you know what the new thing is?

Result of a Harold Gray-Woody Allen team up?

REBUS

Something familiar is represented in the clue below.

Do you know what it is?

👂 🥁

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the April 17, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

What was Ann Margret’s television debut?

“The Littlest Lamb” episode of The Flintstones! 

NUMBER PLEASE

Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.

What number(s) has/have the same amount of letters as its value?

4. If you ever find another besides FOUR, feel free to let us know.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THE CHICKEN GETS POLITICAL (satire)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

Now usually, I don't like getting my paws dirty in this mess, but there is no denying that the 2016 Presidential campaign here in America is seriously heating up.

It's more than likely going to come down to the political conventions this summer to determine who the Democratic and Republican Presidential candidates will be.

With that in mind, it would be a major shirking of my responsibilities to my readers and The Free Choice E-zine if I didn't interview the candidates concerning a major issue facing both this country and the world.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

NOTE: All celebrity responses below are humorously impersonated with no actual political endorsements implied or given.

So, alphabetically...

"HILLARY CLINTON": What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road? The chicken exercised its constitutional right to cross a road, regardless of gender, and that's all that matters.

"BILL CLINTON": Define chicken. Define road. Regardless of your answers, I did not cross anything with one. I can't believe I'm still being asked this long after I've left office.


"CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS": Please come back and ask your chicken question again in late January 2017, after we've finished snubbing and ignoring the lame duck currently in office.

"TED CRUZ": As long as it was a legal American chicken who was not playing
with anything that could be inserted into a bodily orifice or breaking any other laws...

"BARACK OBAMA": Let me be perfectly clear here on this point. If the chickens like their eggs, they can keep their eggs.

"BERNIE SANDERS": All the eggs this chicken laid on the other side of the road, need to be shared equally with all other chickens, even if they didn't lay those eggs. The wealthier chickens need to pay their fair share, regardless of what side of the road they are on.

"DONALD TRUMP": We will build a big wall to keep the chickens from crossing the road, and we will make the chickens pay for it out of their egg money.

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Well folks, there you have it. Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.—AtP.

NOTE: All celebrity responses above were humorously impersonated with no actual political endorsements implied or given.