Wednesday, May 4, 2022


Today is May 4, 2022; although to many Star Wars fans it's International Star Wars Day.

While not (yet?) officially recognized by anyone other than those with a vested interest in a galaxy far, far away; Star Wars has gained as much prestige around the world as Star Trek, Doctor Who, and Quantum Leap, whose Leapers have claimed February 29 as their own.
So while we can't officially do so on The Sunday Funnies until 2025, we can share these Star Wars jokes with you today. Ready?

Why do Ewoks never shout in the house?
Because they always use their Endor voice.

Darth Vader once tried to make cookies, but he burnt them.
They were a bit on the dark side.

Have you met Darth’s wife, Ella Vader?

A wife got mad at her husband because, in her opinion, he had too much Star Wars merchandise.
“It’s either all that junk or me!” she yelled.
He just looked at her and replied, “May the divorce be with you.”

What do you call Storm Troopers playing cards?
A game of clones!
A generic, non-Disney galaxy far, far away...

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because they're always making new friends!

Since Disney now owns the Lucas Films properties (and the reason why we can't post official Star Wars images), what is Darth Vader's favorite song?
♪ When you wish upon a death star... ♫

Do Star Wars fans going shopping at the Darth Maul?

What is the favorite vehicle of Jedi Masters?
Toy Yodas.🐸

If you are dating a girl who does not like Star Wars puns, then you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

Two Storm Troopers part company when suddenly one fires upon the other.
"Why did you do that?" the first Storm Trooper asks, thankful to still be alive.
The second Storm Trooper replies, "I just wanted you to know that I will always miss you."

Is BB hungry?
No. BB-8.

And on that note♫, May the Force Farce/Fourth be with you. 😉

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