Sunday, May 1, 2022


Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

Somebody in the weather department must have screwed up because we actually had a nice day today! ๐Ÿ˜ธ
Early forecasts for the rest of this week don't look that good at the moment๐Ÿ˜พ but I'll take what I can get.

As usual I'll just sit on my window sill and ponder deep cat thoughts, like...

Why are the  slowest traffic times called rush hour?
I know some people aren't in a hurry to go to their jobs but everyone is definitely wanting to get home from them as fast as possible.
Yet you jam up the freeways and complain about being unable to get anywhere fast.
Why don't you all just take turns using the darn things or better yet, work from home like you did during the worse of the pandemic?
I'll admit, it wasn't easy at times having my people constantly under paw but it was sure better than having them come home and complain about driving conditions.


I know what a tourist is but what is tourist season?
Is there a time when tourists aren't in season? Why?
Ever have one of THOSE days?

The other day my people were watching something called Golf๐ŸŒ on the TV and the humans calling the game kept talking about "Par This" and "Par That".
Who or what IS Par?
Are we talking about a Person, Place, or Thing?
And if it's the latter, is it something a well deserving cat like me can have? ๐Ÿ˜ผ

If sign makers ever go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes?
The one they keep looking for if the plane is unfortunate enough to have an accident.
If that black box IS indestructible, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Let alone cars, trucks, etc.
Then again, a lot of manufacturers would probably be out of business in a hurry, so I might have just answered my own question.

Why do you folks have to conduct studies to figure out things you should already know, like—
Don't drink and drive.
Don't text or use your cellphone while driving. (Who volunteered for that one? ๐Ÿ™€)
Healthy diets will help you live longer.
Climate Change IS real! Save the Planet! Earth is the only one we've got!
If you folks really want to study something important, look into how to make cat food better! ๐Ÿ˜ธ

And on that note♫, a couple of quick announcements.
May 4 The Free Choice Ezine will be presenting our annual Star Wars Funnies Special ("May the Fourth be with you." ๐Ÿ˜‰) and next weekend I'll be teaming up with Koda Canine for our annual Mothers Day Salute!

Until then, take care and STAY SAFE! ๐Ÿ˜ท

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