Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here.
For those wondering why there are not that many different pictures of me on this blog so far, just remember.
Cats are supposed to be aloof and I have a reputation to maintain. 😼
In any event, it's a beautiful day outside.
But boy is it hot out there.
HOW HOT IS IT?
It's so hot that you can cook on the sidewalk without the need of a grill!
But please use a frying pan if you do, for no one wants to eat dirty food off the sidewalk.
Our Esteemed Editor-In-Chief wanted to say "I saw Flash chasing the Mirror Master and they were both walking!"*
But let the professionals handle the jokes boss. To wit:
Fans of Dry Erase Boards find them quite remarkable.😸
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
A Maybe.
Do you know anyone who'd like my dead battery collection?
They can have it free of charge.
I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14 day supply of diet cat food in under 3 hours!
So what if I don't know what the word Armageddon means?
It's not like it's the end of the world.
The new cat motto: Always late, but worth the wait!
And on that note♫ Take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies when our aforementioned Editor-In-Chief solos to cover the Memorial Day Weekend while Koda Canine and I enjoy the holiday off!—PDK.
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*An often remembered joke from Action Comics' #442's main story, "The Midnight Murder Show," written by Cary Bates.—lh,jr.
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