Sunday, July 17, 2022

SUNDAY FUNNIES: YOU SCREAM, I SCREAM, BUT DON'T GIVE YOUR PETS ICE CREAM!

Koda

Hello Everybody!
Piper

Koda Canine here with my special guest and co-host Piper D. Katt because today on The Sunday Funnies we're celebrating ICE CREAM DAY!🍦

 That's right Koda, but guess what? Neither Dogs NOR Cats can have Human Ice Cream!

SAY WHAT?

It's true. There are chemicals within Human Ice Cream that they can eat but we can't.
DANG! There goes my plans for dessert tonight after dinner.
Mine too, but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun with the subject. Ready?

The secrets of making ice cream🍦 are taught in Sundae School.

Why is ice cream so bad playing tennis?🎾
It has a soft serve and doesn't last very long on the court to begin with.

What is Dracula'sπŸ¦‡ favorite ice cream?
Veinilla. πŸ˜‰

Why did the reporter go to the ice cream shop?
He was looking for a scoop.

What is an electrician's favorite ice cream flavor?
Shock A Lot. πŸ˜‰

Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
Because they know how to chill out.

Do ice cream trucks break down on Rocky Road?

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?
Pi a’la mode

Should we be having math when the kids in the audience are out for the summer?
I'm not sure, but on that note♫, take care folks.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week and one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Sundae Funnies!—KC and PDK.

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