Peek a boo! It's me, Piper D. Katt here, looking up at my people reading their newspaper and wondering what all the fuss is about.
I hear them talking about this "bad story" and that "tragic news".
If the article is about bad stuff to begin with, then why read it?
Anyway, some of the stuff they're discussing leaves me scratching my head and wondering what's going on.
"COWS🐄🐮 LOSE THEIR JOBS AS MILK PRICES DROP"
It's not the cows fault. Besides, while I love milk, I can't help it if cats are lactose intolerant!
"BREATHING OXYGEN LINKED TO STAYING ALIVE"
You think? Rest, food and water are important too but you can go longer without those three than you can without air.
"FEDERAL AGENTS RAID GUN SHOP, FIND WEAPONS"
Well duh. What were they supposed to find? Now if they ever plan to raid a cat food factory, CALL MEOW!😼
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the detective's job? To catch the guilty.
"RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES"
Gee, shouldn't they be using something stronger to build those bridges with?
"STATE PLANS TO PLAN STRAGETIC PLAN"
That's nice, but for what?
"PLACES WITH BROKEN ACS ARE HOT"
Now there's a known fact Captain Obvious.
Never a good thing, ESPECIALLY during summer!
"METEORITE MAY BE FROM OUTER SPACE"
Well, I don't think you can buy them in any stores.
So on that note♫ take care folks.
Have a great week and please be back again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.