SUNDAY FUNNIES: YOU SCREAM, I SCREAM, BUT DON'T GIVE YOUR PETS ICE CREAM!

Koda

Hello Everybody!

Piper

Koda Canine here with my special guest and co-host Piper D. Katt because today on The Sunday Funnies we're celebrating ICE CREAM DAY!🍦

 That's right Koda, but guess what? Neither Dogs NOR Cats can have Human Ice Cream!

SAY WHAT?

It's true. There are chemicals within Human Ice Cream that they can eat but we can't.

DANG! There goes my plans for dessert tonight after dinner.

Mine too, but that doesn't mean we can't have some fun with the subject. Ready?

The secrets of making ice cream🍦 are taught in Sundae School.

Why is ice cream so bad playing tennis?🎾

It has a soft serve and doesn't last very long on the court to begin with.

What is Dracula's🦇 favorite ice cream?

Veinilla. 😉

Why did the reporter go to the ice cream shop?

He was looking for a scoop.

What is an electrician's favorite ice cream flavor?

Shock A Lot. 😉

Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?

Because they know how to chill out.

Do ice cream trucks break down on Rocky Road?

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a bowl of ice cream by its diameter?

Pi a’la mode

Should we be having math when the kids in the audience are out for the summer?

I'm not sure, but on that note♫, take care folks.

STAY SAFE! 😷

Have a great week and one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Sundae Funnies!—KC and PDK.

The 2/TWO links at the beginning of this article were active at the time of posting.

THE PUZZLE CORNER: JULY 17, 2021

😎FUN FACT

Owls🦉🦉 can greatly rotate their heads, but they can’t move their eyes at all!

THE LETTER SHUFFLE

Add one letter to a Marvel Comics hero to spell the name of a DC Comics heroine.

THE 50/50 CHANCE

Just like a regular TRIVIA TIME question, except there are just two possible answers, hence the even odds of getting it right. Ready?

TRUE or FALSE: There is rust on the moon.🌔

We’ll reveal all next weekend but for now, let’s open up THE ANSWERS BOX📦 and discover the results from the July 10, 2021 Puzzle Corner.

TRIVIA TIME⌚

On The Rockford Files, what was Jim Rockford’s middle name?

Scott, giving actor James Scott Garner the same first and middle names as his character.

NUMBER PLEASE

Get ready! We ask the question, but the answer is just a number.

In Walt Disney’s version of Snow White, how many of the dwarfs had facial hair?

6. Dopey was both clean shaven and bald.

SUNDAY FUNNIES: THE QUOTABLE CELEBRITY (celebrity quotes)

Hello Everybody! Autumn the Puppy here!

It's been ages since I've last had a chance to post some celebrity quotes, so let's get right to it and as usual, my comments are in italics afterward.

Ready?

“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.”—Helen Keller.
How true madam. Especially since the Chinese proverb "May you live in interesting times" keeps proving itself very accurate.

Ali, via Wikipedia

"I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion'."—Muhammad Ali.
And while I'm a lover, not a fighter, my hat's off to your prowess in the "squared circle". Once even taking on Superman!

"Always take the high road. The benefits may not be immediate, but they are inevitable."—Author Unknown.
It's also a great route in case of flooding too!

“It may be that when we no longer know which way to go that we have come to our real journey. The mind that is not baffled is not employed. The impeded stream is the one that sings.” —Wendell Berry.
Okay, and "When you come to the fork in the road, take it."—Yogi Berra.

"For success, attitude is equally as important as ability."—Walter Scott.
Some think the answer is actually money and power, but I hope they're wrong.

“Greed is a bottomless pit which exhausts the person in an endless effort to satisfy the need without ever reaching satisfaction.”—Erich Fromm.
True, and "Money can't buy me love."—The Beatles.

Lincoln, circa 1863 via Wikipedia

"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."—Abraham Lincoln
If you're reading this right now, you're alive. ENJOY THAT LIFE!

And on that note♫, have a great week everybody, and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—AtP.