Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Now I know part of the title for this week's Sunday Funnies is also a classic comedy routine by Andy Griffith. That link is active to the YouTube Video with George Woodbridge's Mad Magazine illustrations, but I couldn't decide what to call my post.
Stop and think about it from my perspective for a moment.
Baseball⚾ season still has ruffly roughly a month to go before we reach the playoffs.
They've just finished Women's Basketball🏀 for the season. The professional Mens' teams are getting ready for fall.
Even with Golf🏌, Tennis🎾, and who knows what else is out there, here comes football!🏈
Personally, Tennis Balls are my favorite since they come mostly in that attractive bright neon green color and are real chewable. I'm sure none of you have ever tried biting into a football.
They may call it a "Pigskin" but it certainly doesn't taste like one! 😝
But like any sport, Football has its fan-atics too.
You know you are dealing with one when...
You said your wedding vows while watching a football game out of the corner of your eye.
Your future wife saw your marriage proposal on the stadium scoreboard.
Stadium Food Services catered your wedding.
In the school yearbook, you were photographed wearing the team uniform on Picture Day and you're not even a player!
You met your spouse in the stadium's hotdogs line.
You stay married for the sake of keeping the family bobblehead collection intact.
A man took his seat at the 50 Yard Line of an important football game. He looked to his left and noticed that there was a spare seat between himself and the next guy.
The man asked, “Who would ever miss this game?”
The guy replied, “That was my dad’s seat. We have been to the every home game together since I was a little kid but sadly, he passed away.”
The man said, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another member of the family, a friend, or someone else to come with you today? It's a shame to waste such a great seat.”
The guy answered, “I agree, but unfortunately no one was available. They're all at his funeral.”
On that note♫, our esteemed Editor-In-Chief will be on call next weekend for the Labor Day Holiday but Piper D. Katt and I will be back the week after for our annual Back To School Special.
Until then take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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