You know, computers are wonderful things.
People nowadays have no idea how they managed to get things done without them.
Of course whenever their system breaks down or doesn't have any electricity to operate, the computer comments go in an entirely different direction!😼
In any event, let's take a megabyte of humor out of technology.
Ready?
If you get an email about canned meat products DON'T open it.
It's spam! 😉
Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family.
They seem like good people.
There's life without Facebook and Internet?
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| This was top of the line back in the 1990s! |
Really? Send me the link.
A sure sign of modern intelligence.
If all the bathrooms in the house are taken, turn off the internet.
Yes of course I'm athletic.
I surf the Internet every day.
If you think patience is a virtue, try surfing the net without high speed Internet.
Dear Humans:
In case you forgot, I used to be your Internet.
Sincerely, The Public Library.
Dear Sleep:
Thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.
It's almost bed time, so I'll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and stream a season of my favorite show real quick.
If I'm lucky, maybe I'll get in a quick nap before the alarm goes off in the morning.
When I'm sleeping on my keyboard, if I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
When having a computer problem and the prompt message reads PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE, which one is the ANY key?
Is it bad when, upon being told PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE, you go to press one and the computer suddenly says NOT THAT ONE!
When you're told to REBOOT YOUR COMPUTER, how do you know what size footwear to get it?
And on that note♫, have a good week everybody!
Take care.
STAY SAFE!😷
And please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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