SUNDAY FUNNIES: BACK TO SCHOOL 2022

WHAT obedience school?

I think, therefore I meow

 HELLO EVERYBODY!

Today you have both Piper D. Katt AND Koda Canine here as we present our annual Back To School Sunday Funnies!

That's right Piper. Now we know that schools have already resumed classes for the new semester by now, but back a long time before either of your hosts were around, most schools traditionally didn't start until the Tuesday after Labor Day, so The Free Choice E-zine schedules our Back School Salute for the first Sunday AFTER Labor Day.

Kind of a long winded explanation, but you folks get the point. And now it's time for the jokes!

How did Ben Franklin🪁 feel about discovering electricity?

He was shocked.

Does a student doing stand up comedy while working their way through medical school leave you in stitches?

I was asked what the ninth letter in the alphabet was.

It was a complete guess, but I was right. 

What table has no legs?

A multiplication table. 

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Math-achussets.

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Because it had ‘acute’ angles

Why is the teacher wearing sunglasses in class?

Because the students are so bright.😎

What’s the smartest letter of the alphabet?

The Ys (wise, but if you have to explain a joke...)

Why do the students wear glasses during math class?

To improve their di-VISION.

Forty may be the new sixty when discussing ages, but nine is the new midnight when discussing curfews.

So on that note♫, let us take a minute to thank all the teachers and other educational professionals out there.

You folks have it ruff rough because of a lot of stuff out there that shouldn't be happening but without you, our children's future wouldn't be as bright.

That's right! So thank you from the bottom of our hearts!

Take care.

STAY SAFE! 😷

Have a great week and one of us will be back next weekend with more Sunday Funnies!—PDK and KC.