Sunday, April 23, 2023


 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Not really much to say at the moment.
It's raining☔⛆☔ and gloomy in my part of the world.
I look out the window and see nothing but gray skies and water falling down.
Makes it ruff rough whenever I have to briefly go out to take care of personal matters.
So even though I'm stuck indoors today, let's try to brighten the moment with some jokes. Ready?

Do topical comics get their news from the funny papers?
I know I like reading the comics. Snoopy, Buckles, and Marmaduke really make me laugh.

Do people love bananas🍌🍌 because they're appealing?
Personally I don't know, yet how else are you going to open one of them?

What does a giant parrot🦜 say?
"Polly wants a cracker. NOW!"

If you do something after the fact, does that make you retro active?
All these, and still no TARDIS! 😠

If a garbage man tries to give you stock tips, is he selling junk bonds?

When Superman's cape needs pressing, does he call Iron Man to do the job?

I don't know about you, but I find dry erase boards remarkable.

If something's wrong with your microscope, you should look into it.

When mimes need business help, do they look for silent partners?

Is a toupee company manager a big wig?

For anyone trying to put up wall paper, don't worry.
You'll get the hang of it.

And on that note♫ take care.
Have a great week and please be back again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!KC.

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