Sunday, April 9, 2023


 Hello every bunny!
It's your old friend E.B. the Easter Bunny here, bringing everyone some fun Easter jokes.
Don't worry. Not only have I gotten great at stealth deliveries, I've been EXTRA careful the last couple of years because of that bad pandemic going around.
I had my mask๐Ÿ˜ท and gloves on during the entire trip.

Anyway your regular hosts, Piper D. Katt and Koda Canine, have the holiday off to be with their families.
If you had to work today, unless you're in the military, law enforcement, fire prevention, or the medical industries; shame on your employers!

And especially to those folks in the medical field, we tip our bonnets to you!
Anyway, these are the yolks, folks!

"Everybody Bunny Hop!" ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡
How do wet bunnies๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿฐ dry themselves after they take a bath or shower?
With a hare dryer!

What do you call a group of rabbits marching backward?
A receding hare line!

What is the bunny motto?
"Don't worry, be hoppy."

What do you call a rabbit who performs stand up comedy?
A funny bunny!

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter Egg๐Ÿฅš a joke?
It might crack up.

You know your diet isn't going well when all your eggs are from Cadbury!
Then again, considering the price of eggs in recent months and the fact that I'm running a NON profit organization...

What do you call an egg from outer space?
An Egg-stra terrestial!๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ‘ฝ

Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

How do bunnies stay fit?
With eggs-ercise and hare-robics!

What do you call a bunny frolicking in your yard?
A grass hopper.๐Ÿฆ—

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?๐Ÿงบ
Only one. After that it’s not empty anymore!

What did the rabbit๐Ÿฐ say to the carrot๐Ÿฅ•?
It’s been nice gnawing you!

What’s the best way to make Easter easier?
Put an “i” where the “t” is.

How does Easter end?
With an “R”!

What am I the day after Easter?
Eggshausted! ๐Ÿ˜‰

So on that note♫ it's been fun folks!
As usual I'm gonna hop home, kick back, relax, hang out with the Mrs., the family and my peeps๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ and take a well deserved carrot๐Ÿฅ• break before I start planning things for next Easter.

Don't worry though.
While I can't say exactly when, things WILL get better.๐Ÿ˜€

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