Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
In case any of you haven't figured it out yet, I'm a cat😺 and being feline, I certainly know a lot of animals besides the other cats and the dogs that my people also keep within their house.
I wish they'd get a fish tank because I'd just love to stare at the fish🐟🐠 swimming around without a care in the world while mediating on life, the universe, and everything with or without Douglas Adams.
However my people refuse to do so because they think the only reason me or any other feline wants fish around is to have sushi on their dinner menu.🎣🍥
Nope. Not in my case, but even with the best legal team in the world I'm never going to convince my people otherwise.
In any event, I certainly talk to other animals besides the one's in my household and among the topics of discussion are jokes we share with each other, so with your kind indulgence I'm going to share some of them with you now.
Okay, that was a mighty long route for a segue, but you get the idea. Ready?
What's any animal's favorite button on the TV remote?
Paws, but when do we ever get to use the remote to begin with?
Have you ever heard a cow joke?
From the bovine's point of view, most of them are udderly not funny.
Would falling sheep🐑🐑 be a lamb slide?
One goat🐐 asked another, "Have you ever tried to eat a clock?"⏰
"Yeah, it's very time consuming."
The swordfish has few predators in the wild except for the seldom seen pen fish, which is said to be mightier.
What kind of a bird sticks to stuff?
A vel-crow!
A man came out of a dock side café with an order to go when a sea gull landed next to him.
The gull said, “Nice jacket.”
“Thanks,” replied the man.
“Be a shame if something happened to it," warned the gull. "Leave the food or prepare for a big laundry bill.”
Everybody thinks seeing a robin is a sure sign of Spring, but what does it mean when you see Batman too?
Either there's a dastardly villain nearby or you've been reading too many comic books.
Do starfish only swim at night?
I know they're pretty stingy giving their autograph to fans.
Why are teddy bears🧸🧸 never hungry?
Because they're always stuffed!
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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