The most excitement in my area right now is just staring out the window watching it rain. MEH!
Something I haven't done in quite a while is tell some puns. So, since it's a lot easier to seem them than the sun🌞 right now, let's have some fun on Pun Day!😼
Ready?
If the grandfather clock is still hungry, does it go back four seconds?
Then again, what do grandfather clocks eat anyway?
A wordy dinosaur is a thesaurus.
I tried to catch some fog once but mist.
I'm great at catching mice though and am proud to say there isn't a rodent in my people's house!😺
Bananas🍌🍌 are a popular fruit. They have such appeal.
Are broken pencils✎✎ pointless?
After all, they're almost as bad as a pen without ink but at least you can sharpen a pencil until there's nothing left of it and then...
MOVING ON!
A night owl🦉 tried to figure out where the sun disappeared to.
Then it finally dawned on him.
Then it finally dawned on him.
If a dog becomes a magician, does that make the canine a labracadabrador?
If a school takes a field trip to a soda factory, is there a pop quiz afterwards?
I would love to make a joke based upon Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings saga, but all the good ones Aragorn.
So on that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week and please be back here again next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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