Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here with more This and Cat.
For those just joining us, the Cat is Meow, and the This are a bunch of random jokes I have without any particular theme that I'm about to tell.
I tried to catch fog🌁 yesterday but mist.
Do optometrists👓 like eye👀 jokes?
Yes, the cornea the better.
Do tortillas sing or wrap?
At the lily pond it's frog🐸 parking only.
All others will be toad.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was fantastic!
Have you ever noticed that when stressed, people are OVERwhelmed?
How come no one ever has the right amount of whelmed?
If Rhinos🦏🦏🦏 just balanced their budgets better, they wouldn't have to charge all the time.
Friendly advice. DON'T try sneaking into a Star Trek convention dressed as a doctor because they'll know you're not the real McCoy!
If humming birds hum because they don't know the words, then why doesn't someone teach them the lyrics?
Dressing up as a bag of almonds for Halloween doesn't necessarily mean you're nuts.
Unless you're not going to any costume party. Then...
If you ever throw caution to the wind, be sure to wear safety glasses.
So on that note♫, have a great week!
STAY SAFE! 😷
And please be back next weekend when our good friend the Easter Bunny🐰 hops by to present The Sunday Funnies!—PDK.