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Today you have both Koda Canine AND Piper D. Katt here as we celebrate FATHERS' DAY!
That's right Koda. Dads come in all shapes and sizes, but one thing they are seem to have in common, besides loving their children, is their (in)ability to tell jokes, so we're going to celebrate FATHERS' DAY this year by sharing with you some classic DAD JOKES.
Ready? Let's go!
Was the pony🐴 with a sore throat a little hoarse?
What do you call an angry carrot?🥕
A steamed vegetable.
Why did the dad take an extra pair of socks🧦 with him when he went golfing?🏌
In case he got a hole in one.
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank.
How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!
Why did the bicycle🚲 fall down?
Because it was two tired.
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?⚽
She kept running away from the ball!
What does corn say when it gets a compliment?
Aw, shucks!
Did you know fish🐟🐠 have to stay in school because of poor grades?
They're grades are always below sea level.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Man, there are some real groaners there, but we still love our Dads anyway.
So on that note♫ take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week and please come back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC and PDK.
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