Sunday, June 4, 2023


 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
It's not great weather wise outside at the moment, so all of my people are in various parts of the house doing indoor things.
No one is petting the dog at the moment, but at least I know everyone is safe and sound because I just heard a loud rumble of thunder a moment ago.
There was a smaller one earlier, but I'm not worried about the baby boomers.
There's a radio playing somewhere in the distance, so let's have some music jokes maestro.
Ready? And a-one and a-two...

How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs.

Is it true you can tune a piano but not a fish?

What did the bank teller sing at work?
♫Dough, Re, Mi.♫

What note do all the drones sing in at the hive?
Bee Flat.๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

Is it true Mozart hated chickens๐Ÿ”๐Ÿค๐Ÿฅ because they always went "Bach. Bach. Bach."

What type of music are balloons๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ afraid of?

What kind of songs do you hear the planets of our solar system sing?

Do singers need ladders to reach the high notes?
Not sure, but I do know there's a singer available if you need to do some sewing.๐Ÿ˜‰

What rock band has four guys that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.

And if you don’t like music puns, you have my symphony so on that note♫, take care.
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.

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