Sunday, April 21, 2024


Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here, just chilling on the couch on a lazy Sunday afternoon while my people are out and about.
Don't worry. I'll be off this couch in a flash the moment I hear them coming home but I'm hungry. I haven't eaten since I ate the dinner they left me about ten minutes ago.
In the meantime, how about some jokes?

If you're trying to decide what to eat, is that food for thought?

If a Judge asks for something to eat, would that be a court order?

If you serve seafood during a poker game, is it fish and chips?

When you want to relax during a meal, do you have comfort food?

Would you consider missing eggs🥚🥚 stolen or poached?

Do busy people prefer to eat their pizza🍕 in piece and quiet?

If you don't peel the potatoes🥔🥔 for dinner quickly enough, are you a hesitater?

You know your morning coffee is too strong when you're half way to work before realizing you forgot your car.

Has anyone ever computed Pumpkin Pi down to the last digit?
The last crumb, maybe, but still...

Just heard the car pull into the yard so it's time to go folks.

Yes, I stayed off the couch the whole time you were gone.
What do you mean the webcam says otherwise?
That spider is lying!
Oh well...

So on that note♫, take care.
Have a great week and please be back next time for more Sunday Funnies!KC.

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