Our late friend and mentor Autumn the Puppy used to have this routine where she would post actual celebrity comments and then comment upon the comments in a hopefully comedic way.
It hasn't been done since Autumn crossed the Rainbow Bridge🌈, but I'd like to try my paw at it today.
"I was ashamed of myself when I realized life was a costume party, and I attended it with my real face." ~~ Franz Kafka (1883-1924)
William Shakespeare said "To thy own self be true," so I have absolutely no idea what Mister Kafka has to be ashamed about.
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." ~~Mark Twain (1835-1910)
Just because a lot of beings are doing the same thing doesn't always make it right. After all, unless you're the lead dog on the sled team, the view never changes. 😼
"Of course I talk to myself. I’m a good speaker and I appreciate an intelligent audience." ~~ Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)
If you talk to yourself and are rich, some just consider you eccentric.
If you talk to yourself and are poor, some question your emotional state of mind, but if you talk to yourself while holding a cellphone📱, you can confuse them all.
“I wake up in the morning, the first thing I do is look in the obituaries to see if my name is in there. If it is not, I start my day." ~~ George Burns (1896-1996)
The man lived to be 100, so he must have been onto something there.
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Although in this case he was probably talking about being a parent and reading them to your children, age is just a number and a question of mind over matter.
If you don't mind, it don't matter.
“Everybody misspells my name.” ~~ Anony Mouse.
Anony Mouse is a prolific author and commentator. There is a lot accredited to him(?) or her(?) that no one ever takes the credit for.
Considering some of the things Anony Mouse allegedly says and believes, I can see why.
"Because it is so unbelievable, the truth often escapes being known." ~~ Heraclitus, ancient Greek Philosopher.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." ~~ Sherlock Holmes via author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
"Believe it, or not." ~~ LeRoy Robert Ripley, founder of Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
I think these three go hand in paw. Yet how many out there still believe that the Earth is flat or any of that other silly nonsense?
"ANGRY people want you to see how powerful they are. LOVING people want you to see how powerful you are." ~~ Chief Red Eagle. (1765-1824)
Do you really need a current example of THAT? 😾
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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