Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Koda?
Koda who?
Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here.
It's been quite a while since I've done this last, but I thought I'd try my paw again at telling Knock Knock jokes.
Ready?
Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Ashe.
Ashe who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
There is no bell🔕, that's why I knocked!
What? Did you think you were going to get a prize for answering the door?
Who's There?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out!
Knock, Knock.
Whose there?
Wooden Shoe.
Wooden Shoe who?
Wooden Shoe like to know!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank Who?
You're welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine. Hawaii you?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange. 🟠
Orange who?
Orange you ever going to open the door!
Of course you should never open the door to an unknown stranger.
I'm just strange, for a dog, but that's besides the point.
So with that Public Service Safety Tip, it's time for me to say take care.
STAY SAFE! 😷
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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