Sunday, June 30, 2024

SUNDAY FUNNIES: JOKES, KODA STYLE (misc. jokes)

 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Does anyone have any idea what is going on with the weather?
One moment you're hot.๐ŸŒž
The next you're wet because it's raining☔ like crazy.
Then you need a blanket to sleep with because it gets chilly overnight before getting hot again the next day.
Makes one wonder...
In any event, I thankfully spent most of this past week digging up assorted jokes from everywhere to share with you now while I'm stuck indoors so my fur stays dry. Ready?

When the weather's good I love going outdoors.
It's much safer than going out windows.

If Apple made cars, would they have windows?

I found a great place online to order sausage. I’ll send you a link.

They are making a movie about a semi-truck. The trailer looks interesting.
"Is there a Doctor in the house?"

Where do fortune tellers go on vacation?
Palm Beach.

You should never fall in love with a tennis player.๐ŸŽพ
Love means nothing to them.

OH NO!!!
I’ve lost my ability to be normal!
What should I do?

My people's kids are so open to experiencing culture, they’ll try anything from chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant to chicken tenders at a Chinese restaurant.

Me: “Am I hungry or bored?”
My Stomach: “Let’s eat until we figure it out.”

Did you know that one actual day on Venus is estimated to last 5832 hours?
The same amount of time as one Monday on Earth.๐ŸŒŽ

So on that note♫, have a good week.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
A HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY to those celebrating Thursday and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!KC.

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