Sunday, June 9, 2024


 Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
It is a beautiful day outside but instead of sitting in the grass on my lead enjoying the sun on my fur, I'm stuck in the house while my people are out and about.
Oh well, at least I don't have to worry about any fleas and/or ticks trying to sneak up on me.
For those out there who don't have a protective flea and tick collar on their canine(s), WHY DON'T YOU?
In any event, it's joke time!

Why do birds🐦🐦 fly South for the Winter?
Because it's too far to walk.
But whether they go South for the Winter or North for the Spring and Summer, how do they manage their luggage?

When people complain about having a belly ache, why don't you just take the excess gas from your stomach and put it in your car?🚗

Why do ice cream cones🍦 always carry an umbrella?🌂
Because there’s always a chance of sprinkles. 

How do you measure a snake?🐍
In inches, because they don’t have feet.

I know you humans have a shampoo called Head and Shoulders, but what about the rest of your body?

When you take the road less traveled, do you know where you're going?

I hear men don't get lost, they just find alternate destinations.

If no one can refold a road map after they've been opened, then how do the publishers manage to fold them to begin with?

Don't worry if your dog takes an interest in your piano.
We may play by ear, but our Bach is worse than our bite. 😉

I love smiling and waving at random people because for the rest of the day, they’ll be trying to figure out who I am.

"Learn from Yesterday. Live for Today. Look to tomorrow. Rest this afternoon." ~~Snoopy from Peanuts.

Wise advice, so on that note♫, take care.
Have a great week and please be back next weekend when I team up with Piper D. Katt for our annual Father's Day Salute on The Sunday Funnies!KC.

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