Yes, I know I'm on the couch again, but my people aren't home at the moment so what they don't know won't hurt me. 😉
My people's home is much nicer and bigger than any dog house I've ever occupied. The last one only had a two foot high ceiling and I couldn't stand living there.
But now it's time to think of something funny so ready or not, here come the jokes!
What does every human say is the hardest part of learning to ride a horse?🐎
The ground.
You can’t drive a fish.🐟
Then again, I have a dog license and they won't let me drive either.
But do I really need a license to be a dog?
MOVING ON...
It just a curd to me that Cottage Cheese really isn’t cheese.
But how can you tell if sour cream goes bad?
Does it turn good?
And why would you want to eat something sour to begin with?
Why are there POP Tarts but there are no MOM Tarts?
What's she supposed to eat for breakfast?
If Cinderella’s glass slippers fit so well going to the ball, why did they fall off in the first place?
I recently had a chance to read Kermit The Frog’s🐸 biography.
I found it ribbitting.
You know, whether you're a dog or a human, junk food would be easier to avoid if it didn’t taste so good.
Scientists have developed a breed of transparent cattle but they have turned out to be very aggressive so steer clear!
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and because of the upcoming Labor Day holiday here in the United States, Piper D. Katt and I will be off so our beloved Editor-In-Chief Lee Houston, Junior will be joking around with you next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!
And spend time with your dog. It will be the Ultimutt holiday.—KC.
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