Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
It's just a lazy Sunday afternoon in my little corner of the world and after I woke up from my latest cat nap, realized that it's my turn to entertain you folks for a few minutes.
Ready?
Did you hear about the lazy guy who put a dart board on his ceiling?
It made him throw up since he wouldn't get off the couch.
While the Summer Olympics were interesting this year, my humans are looking forward to watching the Scandinavian Marathon this winter.
It's scheduled to start in Norway and end at the Finnish line.
If anyone produced a theatrical performance that was all puns, it would be a play on words.
The secret to having the ultimate clean kitchen is to never use it.
Everyone would be in big trouble if their thoughts appeared in thought bubbles over their head like they do in comic books and comic strips.
Is anyone who automatically thinks "Boom Box" whenever someone mentions the 1980s just dealing with stereotypes?
One human asked the other: "If you were in a store and everything there suddenly became free, what would you get?”
The other person didn't hesitate replying. “Trampled to death.”
Did you know that Spice Girl Cardi B has a sister who is an athletic trainer?
Her name is Cardi O.
If big elephants🐘🐘 have trunks, do small elephants have suit cases?
What is grey and has a trunk?
A mouse🐁 on vacation.
Which reminds meow, I'm hungry so on that note♫, have a great week!
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
And please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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