AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST, KODA CANINE...
Koda Canine back again with another Weekend Pupdate!
The super color fragile lipstick gives her halitosis.😉
And now, here is what they want you to believe today.
Entertainer and song parodist “Weird” Al Yankovic has announced that, at least until after the elections this November, he has paused using his famous nickname because there is no way he can out perform Republicans on the subject.
NASA plans to launch a set of missions to attempt repairing climate change damage and improving the environment under the heading EARTH APOLLO-G.🌎
Famous actress Julie Andrews will no longer endorse cheap lipstick!💄
According to a reliable source, it crumbles easily and makes her breath smell.
Or in other words...
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And now, back to the news, or our unreasonable facsimile thereof.
The inventor of Auto Correct recently passed away.
His funnel will bee hold next weakened.
There is a scam on E-bay regarding someone selling and reselling the same homing pigeon.
Police have received 22 incident reports already.
The Condescending Club had its first meeting today.
They tried explaining the rules but decided not to under the belief that they were too complex for anyone to understand, so never mind.
AND FINALLY:
Scientists admit that they still have yet to figure out why people can be underwhelmed or overwhelmed, but never just the right amount of whelmed.
So on that note♫, have a great week.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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