Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Unfortunately it's another lousy day where I live.
Rain, rain and more rain.☔⛆🌧
Thankfully I'm high and dry in my people's nice warm house because all the weather reports say it isn't going to clear up for quite a while yet.
Did I mention it was raining?
In any event, it's joke time!
When freezing rain hits, it hurts like hail.
Have you ever noticed that drinking water through a straw is exactly the opposite of snorkeling?
Did you hear about the human who opened his water and electric bills at the same time?
He was shocked.
Justice is a dish best served cold.
If it were served warm, it would be just water.😼
Unfortunately the last of my fake plants died today.🥀
I guess I didn’t pretend to water them enough.
If April Showers bring May flowers💮🎕, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
The weather trackers had planned to fly their plane into the eye of the hurricane and take measurements to help them predict where it was going and how bad it would be when it got there.
Sadly, they flew off course and ended up in the nose of the hurricane.
I seriously dread thinking what hurricane boogers might look like.
YUCK!🙀
Why do fish🐟🐠 live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Tired of boiling water to make pasta?
Boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later.😼
And remember, there are more hydrogen atoms in a water molecule than there are stars in our whole solar system.
H2O—two atoms of hydrogen and one atom of oxygen make water—compared to our single sun.🌞
Hey, if I have to explain a joke it isn't funny.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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