AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
Hello Everybody!
I’m Koda Canine and I’m a good boy.
Yes I am!
But I’m not getting off the couch because I’m doing the news now.
Our top story:
Has anyone seen Spring?
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While never on time, it really should have been here by now.
Yet you can’t prove it by the current weather.
That season needs to get a better travel agent.
A fabric company was robbed last night. Police are searching for material witnesses.
Did you know that leather is rated upon its texture?
Cows🐄🐮 with abundant water sources have softer hides, rated A.
Hides from cows living in hot, dry climates are D hide rated.
A Trim Carpenter has gone missing.
Police say he varnished without a trace.
And now, a word from our sponsor.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
At the big trial today when pressed, the Tailor, a material witness in the law suit, came apart at the seams.
With seriously altered testimony, the tale he had woven completely unraveled.
Now it's Editorial Time.⌛
What if there were no rhetorical questions?
Think about it.
And finally...
With a nod to The Five Man Electrical Band, the employee shortage is so bad that even long haired freaky people can now apply.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
Next weekend the Easter Bunny🐰 hops by for his annual visit and April 27's Sunday Funnies will feature Piper D. Katt's Catty Celebrity Citings.
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