AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST, KODA CANINE.
Hello Everybody!
I’m Koda Canine and if your nose goes on strike, picket.
Our top🔝 story:
Authorities say a midget soothsayer has escaped prison as police warn the public there is a small medium at large.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible for humans to fly and today everyone knows they were Wright.
At the time of its invention, the guillotine was considered cutting edge technology.
It is a scientifically proven fact that the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Spiders🕷🕷 and snakes🐍🐍 are part of the Eek-O-System.
A group of aquatic sea mammals have escaped the zoo, creating Otter🦦 chaos!
Do you know “What?” is the shortest complete sentence in English.
Hey, don’t look at me like that. I’ve already answered the question.
A new study has shown that the biggest problem with having common sense is that you have to deal with people lacking it.
Volkswagen should come out with the Beetle🐞🪲 again but this time make it an electric car and call it THE LIGHTNING BUG.
And finally:
Humans are the only creatures who will cut down a tree🌲, turn it into paper, and then write on that paper SAVE THE TREES! 😕
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
