Man, it's been doing nothing but raining all day here in my neck of the woods.
About the only time I've ever set paw outside was for a quick bathroom trip because even I can't stand the smell of wet dog fur!
In any event, it's joke time!
And today I'm even doing it to a soundtrack.
My people left the radio on while they do housework.😉
Taylor Swift is not describing a fast seamstress but a musician.
Did you hear about the human who bragged about having big speakers for his stereo?
"They are so big, people listen to good music, whether they want to or not."
His music must have been very good. His neighbors invited the police to listen to it.
When some popular singer dances around a stage and plays with power tools, everyone cheers.
Try doing it at a hardware store and at the very least you're told you can never shop there again, if not arrested on the spot.
You can tune a guitar🎸 but you can’t tuna fish, unless you play bass fish.
Actually, you can tuna fish by adjusting the scales.
Two people back stage at a singing contest.
"Aren’t you going to wish me luck?” the first one asks.
The other replies, “You don’t need luck. You need talent."
A man went to a music shop and to sell his grandpa’s old fiddle.
The proprietor said that fiddles are cheap, but violins were expensive.
"What is the difference between a fiddle and a violin?" the man asked.
The proprietor explained, "If I buy it from you, it's a fiddle. If you buy it from me, it's a violin."
Is an intellectual someone who listens to the ♫William Tell Overture♫ and doesn't think of The Lone Ranger?
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
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