AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR WEEKND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST, KODA CANINE.
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I’m Koda Canine, and does anyone know how to throw away a boomerang?🪃
Just asking for a friend.
Our top story:
Due to budget cutbacks, the local zoo is making their animals help out around the establishment.
Word is the lion🦁 sweeps🧹 tonight.
The punchline to that joke really was just a whim a way, a whim away...
A bus🚌 carrying detectives to a mystery convention accidentally crashed into a truck🚚 delivering beer.
Many cases were cracked in the incident.
Authorities are looking into who cast an evil spell on the fair princess.👸
The only clue they have is the perpetrator has a nervous tick, so they need to find out which witch twitched.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Historians report that not everyone thought Cleopatra was beautiful, but that was how Julius Caesar.
This just in. Police caught the man robbing the city on a crime spree.
But as they were hauling him off to jail, the suspect kept shouting “Four more years! Four more years!”
Now it’s time for my editorial.
Of all the types of marine life available on sea food menus, the least appetizing is the electric eel.
It is revolting! At least, that’s my current opinion.
And finally: Scientists have discovered SMONDAY. The exact moment that Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in.
But who said Mondays have to be bad?
Be a rebel and have a good day anyway.
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
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