SUNDAY FUNNIES: RAIDER OF THE ROUND FILE (misc. jokes)

Piper D. Katt

 Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!

Every time I've looked out a window today, it's raining.☔😾

Thankfully it's not snow.

I've had enough of that to last my entire nine lives, but isn't there some way to change the channel to more sunny and bright days?

In any event, I've been scratching around all day trying to come up with some decent jokes to tell, but the only source I've found is the dreaded Free Choice E-zine office's "round file".

So here goes nothing.

Ready?

I got thrown out of the local coffee shop for wearing a tee shirt.

What do you call a boomerang🪃 that doesn’t return?

A stick.

When you eat a donut without sprinkles, is that a hard diet?

My laptop keeps singing ♫Water Under The Bridge♫.

The Dreaded "Round File"

I'm the proud owner of Adele computer. 😼

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark.

Now when I see my electric bill, I am scared of the light.

I asked my daughter for a phone book.

She laughed at me and called me a dinosaur, then lent me her phone.

Long story short, the spider is dead, the I-Phone is broken and my daughter is mad at me.

I am really glad cats have nine lives.

It's the only way I'm going to have enough time to accomplish everything I want to do in this universe.

If you were allowed $86400 each day but you had to spend all of it by the end of the day, what would you do?

That is how many seconds there are in a day, and when they are gone, they are gone.

Put your seconds to use.

So on that note♫, take care.

STAY SAFE!

Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies when Koda Canine presents his Weekend Pupdate.—PDK.