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Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Some people think us cats😸 do nothing but sit around all day, take naps and look cute whether we're asleep or awake.
What's wrong with that?😼
Nice work if you can get it.
But the truth is there is more to cats than just all of the above.
We keep your house safe from mice🐭, rats and other rodents.
We help with the housekeeping too.
After all, if something is out of place or doesn't belong where you left it last, we'll knock it over for you.
Yet above all else, we're observant.
We cats watch. We listen and learn about life.
To wit:
How does Bigfoot tell time?⌚
He looks at his Sasquatch.
How do you make a water bed more bouncy?
Use Spring water.
Of course water beds are lousy for catnaps.
One leak and I'll get all wet and freak out.
I will admit that we cats have yet to figure out who Pete is and why you humans do things for his sake?
We also haven't figured out yet what the Knights In White Sat In.
The Moody Blues won't return our emails on the subject.
I saw a pack of gummy worms that read "No artificial flavors."
Who buys gummy worms hoping they'll taste as close to real worms as possible?
Looking out the window at the starry sky each night, I bet space aliens👽 lock their doors when they fly past the Earth.🌍
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| There IS water on Mars!😉 |
A glass was filled to half way.
The Optimist says it is half full.
The Pessimist says the glass is half empty.
The theorist says you need a smaller glass.
The opportunist says, "While you guys were arguing, I drank all the water from the glass."
Although cats can't have any or we'll get sick, Chocolate🍫 is God's apology to humans for Brussels Sprouts.
David lost his ID, which is dangerous in this day and age.
Now he is just known as Dav.
If it's possible to cross Poison Ivy with a four leaf clover🍀, will you get a rash of good luck?
If you smell a penny, provided you can still find any, you will find it only has one scent.
And remember: Life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by change.
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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