Hello Everybody! Piper D. Katt here!
Koda Canine and I have been looking over the schedule for the rest of July and while we both will be doing our regular routines to close out the month, there's still an extra Sunday to deal with so without further ado, I'll be telling some jokes. Ready?
If everyone got super thirsty at the same time up North, would they wind up drinking Canada Dry?
Hmmm...
Maybe that one isn't as funny as I first thought.
Let meow try again.
Did you know that fish🐟🐠 can be weighed anywhere?
They come with their own scales.⚖⚖
That was a little better. I heard someone giggle.
The inventor of Auto Correct passed away.
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The funnel will be held tomato.
Okay, I'm on a roll now.
Hope it's tuna.
To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun, it is best to use subtle tea.
Never play tennis🎾 with a cymbal.
It make a terrible racket.
The old adage about "An apple🍎 a day keeps the doctor away" is a bunch of used kitty litter.
Apples are dangerous.
Look what happened to Eve, Snow White, William Tell or any pig🐖 at a Luau.
Isn't it ironic that some people get stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride a stationary bicycle🚲?
A mousy truck driver🚚 stopped for lunch.
Three bikers came in and starting teasing him.
They messed up his hair, then threw his lunch in the garbage.
Not wanting to cause a scene, the truck driver paid his bill and left.
The lead biker said, "He is not much of a man."
The waitress, who was looking out the window when he spoke, replied "That guy is not much of a truck driver either. He just backed over three motorcycles."
So on that note♫, have a great week.
Take care.
STAY SAFE!
And please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies and Koda Canine's Weekend Pupdate.—PDK.
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