Sunday, August 16, 2026

SUNDAY FUNNIES: WEEKEND PUPDATE, AUGUST 2026

 AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.

Hello Everybody!
I’m Koda Canine, and it’ not procrastinating if you don't intend on doing in anyway. Right? 

Our top story:
A new species of head lice was discovered that is resistant to all known treatments. I heard this unsolved mystery left the scientists scratching their heads.

A new study shows that studies show exactly what their financial supporters who pay for the studies wants them to show.

Studies show that sentences that start with "Studies show," tend to be read more often than other sentences.

It is rumored that scientists have created the world’s largest suction cup. Now how did they pull that off?

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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Ancient Rome had four kinds of poisons. They had types I, II, III, IV.
Poison types I, II and III would kill you basically instantly.
Poison IV would cause you to itch.

If you were born in the 1950s and 1960s and made it to 2026…
You've lived through eight different decades, two centuries, two different millenniums and you aren't in your 80s yet.

Now it’s time for my editorial.
Every morning Rise Up, Shine Bright and let the day know who's boss.

And finally:
It seems like only yesterday that The Free Choice E-zine started, but this is our 3,400th Blogger Post!
YEAH US! πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜Ž

On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.

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