As usual, an actual quote from a real celebrity past or present will be followed by a (hopefully) witty reply from meow.
Ready?
"In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people very unhappy and has widely been regarded as a bad move." ~~ from author Douglas Adams' Hitchhike's Guide to the Galaxy.
Well, I'm pretty happy Mister Adams. Warm place to sleep. Plenty of food and my litter box gets cleaned on a regular basis. I think it's more a question of people not liking all the maintenance and upkeep involved running a galaxy. And those that claim they do prefer the power to the work.
"Milton Berle absolutely never steals jokes. Like the other night, Milton was at my house. We were watching Johnny Carson. Johnny told a joke about two old ladies. Milton laughed so hard he almost dropped his tape recorder." ~~ Comedian George Burns.
Historically, I know who all those people are but this was way before any of my nine lives. Nice story though.⏳
"A woman's place is in the kitchen and the bedroom. Not necessarily in that order." ~~ Former professional tennis player Bobby Riggs.
WOW! And I thought George Burns' Milton Berle joke was dated. No wonder you lost that famous tennis match to Billie Jean King.🎾
"It is not about ideas. It is about making ideas happen." ~~Investor Scott Belsky.
Well, it seems like I've cornered the market in used kitty litter. But what do I do with all of it?
"I'm not a product of my circumstances. I am a product of my decisions." ~~ Author Stephen Covey.
Isn't everybody? Then again, a lot of people will try to deny that but what do I know, asked the wise cat.😼
"All literature is one of three stories. A man goes on a journey. A stranger comes into town, or Godzilla versus Mega Shark." ~~A joke NOT told by author Leo Tolstoy.
Actually it's "Man versus Nature. Man versus Man or Man versus Himself," but Godzilla versus Mega Shark sounds like a whole lot of fun. Where's the popcorn?🍿
So on that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—PDK.
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