AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR WEEKEND PUPDATE
WITH YOUR HOST KODA CANINE.
I’m Koda Canine and Necessity is the mother of Invention. My family has weird first names.
Our top story:
Spam is considering making their own line of hot dogs.
WHY?
In other news...
The Universe has high standards. Earth🌍 is not currently meeting them.
Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn for 24 hours, so they called it a day.
I wondered where the sun🌞 went at night, then it dawned on me.
The moon🌛 will be seen tonight. That won't happen again until tomorrow night, depending upon cloud cover.
“May you live in interesting times” is now considered a curse in 12/TWELVE different galaxies.
Thanks Earth!
The Earth has won all 74 Miss Universe beauty pageants, to date.
If this world wins the 75th scheduled for November 24, the rest of the universe is threatening military action.
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Now, back to what passes for the news.
Historians claim ten minutes after Alexander Gram Bell made the very first phone☎ call in history, Bell received a call asking if he wanted to update his auto warranty.
This just in. There is a potato chip truck blocking the highway. Expect De-Lays.
The recent neck wear contest ended in a tie.
A new study reveals that Little Red Riding Hood wasn’t smart enough to recognize that her grandmother was just a wolf🐺 in drag.
Accordion to a recent survey, many people never notice that the wrong word was used in a sentence.
In Sports…
How many golfers🏌🏌 does it take to change a light bulb?
Fore!
Now it’s time for my editorial.
Why do bags of ice🧊 have nutritional labels?
For that matter, why buy ice when the recipe is just putting water in the freezer until it’s frozen solid.
And finally:
It’s approaching November and thankfully no one has started singing
Christmas Carols🎄 yet.
But where are the Pumpkin🎃 Carols?
On that note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies.
For Weekend Pupdate, I’m Koda Canine.
COMING OCTOBER 25:
Koda and Piper D. Katt team up for their annual Halloween👻 Hijinks!
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