Hello Everybody! Koda Canine here!
Piper D. Katt and I have gone over the calendar and with October only having 4/FOUR Sundays this year, we've got the rest of the month's entertainment all planned out but today was left wide open so I'm just going to wing it and see what kind of jokes I can come up with for your amusement.
Ready?
Why is money called dough?
Because everybody kneads it.
Why did the architect refuse to work for the Pharaoh?
Because he suspected the offer was a pyramid scheme.
Millions of kids dream of cleaning the world. 🌍
Millions of parents just want them to clean their room.
I may just be a dog, but you're telling me that you have to drive a mile to walk a mile on the treadmill at the gym?
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| BEEP! BEEP! |
What was the 🐸frog's job at the hotel?
Bell Hop.
What do you call a bee🐝 that cannot make up its mind?
A Maybe.
Some humans are so old, they remember having to take a picture with an actual camera📸 instead of their phones.📱
Have you noticed that the word nun is just the letter N doing a cartwheel?
Don't tell secrets in a garden.
The Corn has ears, Potatoes🥔🥔 have eyes, and Beans talk.
Does anybody know if the Arachnophobia Society🕷 has a Web Site? 🕸
Did you know that if you stand next to the ocean🌊, you can hear what it sounds like when you hold a shell🐚 to your ear.
When Astronauts get cold, do they plug in a space heater?
So on that ponderous note♫, take care.
STAY SAFE!
Have a great week and please be back next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—KC.
UPCOMING EVENTS
October 11: Piper's Catty Celebrity Citings.
October 18: Koda's Weekend Pupdate for October and to close out the month,
October 25: Our hosts team up for their annual Halloween Hijinks! 🎃
STAY TOONED!😉
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