Showing posts with label New Year's Eve. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New Year's Eve. Show all posts

Sunday, December 31, 2017

SUNDAY FUNNIES: IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL... (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! The Free Choice E-zine's Editor-in-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here once again because the ladies are still on holiday, this time for New Year's Eve.

The best part about 2017 ending and 2018 about to begin?
A lot of people will say that 2017 is over.
Considering some of the events that have happened during the past 365 days, perhaps they're right.
But we have another year ahead and hopefully everything will turn out better than it did before.

But it's still Sunday, and that means it's time for some fun. So...

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

If you're born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with some private fun! 😉

In 2018 I'm hoping for a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Here's hoping that they don't get mixed up like they did in 2017!

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
I haven't seen you for a year!

I never kiss on January first. I have a rule to never kiss on the first date.

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older..... Younger!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and a Abby new year.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.

Saturday, December 31, 2016

NEW YEAR'S EVE 2016

The following is an editorial.

As 2016 draws to a close and a new year looms on the horizon, we hope everyone out celebrating tonight does so safely and responsibly, for we would like to see you again in 2017.

Sincerely,
The Free Choice E-zine Staff and Management.


The above was an editorial.

Thursday, December 31, 2015

NEW YEAR'S EVE 2015

THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE OF THE FREE CHOICE E-ZINE.


As another year draws to a close and a new one appears on the horizon, if you care to celebrate tonight, please do so responsibility.

The life you save might be your own.


THE ABOVE WAS A PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE OF THE FREE CHOICE E-ZINE.