Sunday, December 31, 2017

SUNDAY FUNNIES: IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL... (misc. jokes)

Hello Everybody! The Free Choice E-zine's Editor-in-Chief Lee Houston, Junior here once again because the ladies are still on holiday, this time for New Year's Eve.

The best part about 2017 ending and 2018 about to begin?
A lot of people will say that 2017 is over.
Considering some of the events that have happened during the past 365 days, perhaps they're right.
But we have another year ahead and hopefully everything will turn out better than it did before.

But it's still Sunday, and that means it's time for some fun. So...

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

If you're born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with some private fun! 😉

In 2018 I'm hoping for a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Here's hoping that they don't get mixed up like they did in 2017!

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
I haven't seen you for a year!

I never kiss on January first. I have a rule to never kiss on the first date.

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older..... Younger!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary Christmas and a Abby new year.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions, and please be back here next weekend for more Sunday Funnies!—lh,jr.

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